Ineffable Ontological Detanglement .: Introspective Assistance & Mental Analysis Manual
No you stupid kids don't fuck around with the impossible edge death bike paths like the ones around Assiniboine Park. You're not invincible superman you and everyone around you just hard represses the memory of when you bite it hard near death horror and wake up at home a few days later with a bit of a broken tooth problem and a parents with a repressed memory problem.